The Budaclees Coral
tastefullyoffensive:

[@themichaelrock]

aggroro:

pricklylegs:

sirmicdoodle:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

doing this

Don`t do this when you`re shitfaced.

Mmmm Arrogant Bastard

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

milligan-vick:

KIll La Kill
Rita and Emelia as models
photo by me

peregrinemendicant:


your move, Gravity Falls

peregrinemendicant:

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your move, Gravity Falls

Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

araneaserketvevo:

terezi-pie-rope:

2-knights-1-asteroid:

did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?

what the shit

Something’s going down.

araneaserketvevo:

terezi-pie-rope:

2-knights-1-asteroid:

did he add dates to the pester logs or am i just being dumb?

what the shit

Something’s going down.